tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

» how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)

corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

(Source: sixpathsofmanga)

"Tell me again, lad. Where are we going?"

"To the harbour, Bilbo. The elves have accorded you a special honor. A place on the last ship to leave Middle Earth."

(Source: bilbohs)

fuckmcavoy:

If you let them have me I’m as good as dead, you know that?

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes)

reborngp:

anythingbutgrief:

When a grumbly grump who hates everyone and sees the world as dark and cold and unforgiving loves a sunshiney optimist.

When a sunshiney optimist who sees the best in everyone thinks the grumbly grump is the best thing out of the whole beautiful world.

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waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

(Source: beben-eleben)

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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killconnorwalsh:

how to get away with murder + text posts

nicoffeine:

Me growing up

(Source: seeyatamara)

(Source: simplycolin)

(Source: alantutorial)